Marc Miller’s TOP TEN LIST…. “The TOP TEN ways to know you are personally involved with (or married to) a consultant”

To my fellow HR technology colleagues….. consultants and practitioners alike… Something completely different. A bit of humor (and truth).. Marc Miller’s TOP TEN LIST…. “The TOP TEN ways to know you are personally involved with (or married to) a consultant” With apologies to David Letterman…. 10.    Referred to the first month of your relationship as a “needs analysis” and quite possibly is building an RFP to submit to you. 9.     Talks to the waiter at your favorite restaurant about “best practices and work flow” when dinner arrives a bit late. 8.    Takes a half day at the office because “Sunday is your day” 7.     Congratulates your parents upon meeting them for successful “value creation” 6.     Tries to call Room Service from the bedroom 5.     Ends any disagreement  by saying “lets talk about this over Skype” 4.     Celebrates the anniversary of your relationship by conducting a performance review 3.     Can’t be trusted with driving, beats up any rentals out of habit 2.     The “Valentine’s Day” card has bullet points. 1.      Refers to “lovemaking” as a...